When I was young my father took me to the speech of an important somebody-or-other.
As Mr. Well-Known approached the lectern dad leaned over to whisper: “Now just watch, the first word out of his mouth will be ‘I.'”
Do you think, pulling the microphone towards himself, grabbing the time and space as his, and living up to my father’s prediction, this big-shot began: “I want to speak to you here today .…